Category Archives: music

Checking in on the list of band names

Latest editions to the list include, but are not limited to, the following: Near Trousers Gucci Rush and the Super-Neons Secret Culottes Asbestos Hobbits Morning Bunny Loofah Tribe Agriwidgets Surfeit of Birds Budget Brains Lucifer’s Lemon Weapons Grade Lentils Infinite Ladybugs Flying Pasties Prairie Dog Diversity Love Biscuits Lucky Krill The Electric Girdles Druid Pubes [...]

Dreadfully incomplete list of names

…that I thought would make excellent band or stage names: Luminous Sharks Creeping Phlox Magnetic Death Star Magic Fluteball Flirtatious Sarah Palin Transvestite Mock Meat Stir-Fry Weenie and the Instant Noodle Imitation Duck Clownbeast’s Nether Trunk Sugar-Crazed Bear Posse Figaro and the Tulips Neanderthal Genome English Math Nefarious Eyeball Asswise Boston Molasses Disaster Feral Canary [...]

Like a rusty shot in a hollow sky

Pardon me, but this is one of those morning where I really need to make sure you’ve heard these two John Hiatt songs because they’re absolutely stunning and I’ve loved them for what seems like forever. My baby’s gone and I don’t know why. She lit out this morning. Like a rusty shot in a [...]

Feel the music inside you

T: you left me here on your way to paradise… you pulled the rug right out from under my life. I know where you’re goin’ to, I knew when you came home last night… cause your eyes had a mist from the SMOKE OF A DISTANT FIRE. I love this song.  You’re welcome. this LYIN [...]

Trying to make a better day. [Link updated]

Just me and me. (I don’t know why I can’t embed videos.)

What Gourd Is This?

There’s going to be something referred to as “Pumpkin Caroling” at work on Friday. My immediate thought is that some well-meaning headcases will gather together and perkily sing modified Christmas carols to a pyramid of pumpkins, but who knows. I’m torn. I want to see this; I want to run away in fear. I mean, [...]

If only I’d thought of the right words.

PS22 Chorus You won’t see anything better than this today.