Jess: If you have to travel internationally, let me recommend that you not fly through the Abu Dhabi Airport in the middle of the night. Jane: Why? Jess: It was awful. And there were people everywhere. The terminal was packed. I have never seen so many nationalities in my life. I didn’t know there were [...]
jagosaurus: Coworker is earnestly saving salt/pepper packets. It’s comforting to know we’ll be ready when the seasoning apocalypse comes to this floor. c: What’s the CNN breaking news headline for this crisis: Blandgate? jagosaurus: Heralded by a band of angels called the No Spice Girls. c: Or Salt N Pepa m: Is it Iodized Salt? [...]
But I decided this had greater potential for pain and distance. I mean, I’m no expert but I think getting hit in the side of the head with a small but dense brain would sting and maybe leave a mark.
Packing heat and boat shoes. Yeah, I live here. How you like me now? (Thanks, Steve.)
jagosaurus: Check this out. trasherati: HOLY FUCK WOULD YOU WARN SOMEONE FIRST, PLEASE? jagosaurus: :-D trasherati: What’s with how he’s cupping/flashing his little package? Ewwww. jagosaurus: Hahahahaha, I hadn’t even noticed the cuppage. trasherati: He looks like a little seedy baby hobo in an alleyway. jagosaurus: One of those cartoon non-babies. trasherati: A bitty baby [...]
Jagosaurus: The “fruit of the discussion?” Ew. Trasherati: Who said that? Jagosaurus: [Redacted] Trasherati: Dude. Seriously. Jagosaurus: Specifically, he looks forward to “hearing the fruit.” Does he know fruit doesn’t talk? Jagosaurus: Or sing. Jagosaurus: Or make clicking sounds. Trasherati: Maybe it talks to him. Jagosaurus: That would explain a lot. Jagosaurus: [Redacted]: The Fruit [...]
I really cannot stand vanity plates. They are almost never as clever as believed by their proud owners, and the contorted spellings kill me. A long-standing favorite of this variety is the one I saw several years ago at an educational institution that said ME TEECH. The only vanity plate I have ever seen that [...]