Wednesday, September 16th, 2009
J: Driiiiiiive cayerful! T: Draaahve cayerful now, ya’ heeyur? J: You be sweet now. J: Y’all come on with us. J: Don’t be a stranger! T: Oh my god, I heard “You be sweet now!” about 500 times. Jeet yet? J: Try to ack like sumbody. T: My favorite is still “You BEST ack like [...]
Thursday, February 26th, 2009
I don’t own an iPhone but boy howdy do I wish I had one now. Check it out: “Hillbilly PickUp: Do you have a hard time talking to the ladies? Lack the courage to flirt with girls? Too lazy to open your mouth? Don’t worry, let Hillbilly Zeek do all the talking for you. Hillbilly [...]
Monday, January 26th, 2009
Look, I don’t know you the rest of you people treat your dentures, but in the mountains we do not just set them out on the table. We use that bib pocket on our overalls of course. Also, if Uncle Snuffy is chomping on cake, then, uh, whose teeth are those on the table?
Monday, December 22nd, 2008
At first, I was horrified with where I thought this was going: …but now I’m just baffled.
Friday, September 26th, 2008
You know what’s running through my head now? This: “Now, we’re not ones to go ’round spreadin’ rumors, Why, really we’re just not the gossipy kind, No, you’ll never hear one of us repeating gossip, So you’d better be sure and listen close the first time!” The good news for those of you who have [...]