Jess: If you have to travel internationally, let me recommend that you not fly through the Abu Dhabi Airport in the middle of the night. Jane: Why? Jess: It was awful. And there were people everywhere. The terminal was packed. I have never seen so many nationalities in my life. I didn’t know there were [...]
Neighbor: Hello! I noticed you were talking photos of some contrails recently. Did those photos turn out? Jagosaurus: [Thinking she was asking if I liked how the photos turned out.] Yeah, they were okay but I didn’t really like them. N: Well, you know, I just wondered if you could see them. J: … N: [...]
Jagosaurus: Random thought I keep forgetting to articulate: Sometimes I wish we would jointly post (edited) versions of some of our conversations. We B Funny. Elsa: Oooh, blog fodder! Uh. I don’t have to post that part*, right? J: You do not. E: Sold! J: Excellent. What happens next? E: Yeeeeeah, I thought you’d know [...]
jagosaurus: C. killed me yesterday. She has a LAP CHICKEN. trasherati: She loves those chickens. “God’s good chickens.” jagosaurus: These chicken people have to be stopped. Or contained. In a coop perhaps. trasherati: Let them roam free. Free ranging chicken people.
Scene: On America’s Next Top Model, the girls are modeling dresses made entirely of hair. Model wannabe: “When else do you get to wear real hair all over your body?” Me, yelling at the television: “ALL THE TIME! BECAUSE YOU’RE A MAMMAL!”
T: you left me here on your way to paradise… you pulled the rug right out from under my life. I know where you’re goin’ to, I knew when you came home last night… cause your eyes had a mist from the SMOKE OF A DISTANT FIRE. I love this song. You’re welcome. this LYIN [...]
Instant message to a colleague just now about a vision I had. Okay, not so much a vision as it was something I actually saw: After you left A hawk appeared unto me. Well, unto K. actually. And lo, it was partaking of the mice of the fields and was distracted. And we were able [...]