jagosaurus: Coworker is earnestly saving salt/pepper packets. It’s comforting to know we’ll be ready when the seasoning apocalypse comes to this floor.
c: What’s the CNN breaking news headline for this crisis: Blandgate?
jagosaurus: Heralded by a band of angels called the No Spice Girls.
c: Or Salt N Pepa
m: Is it Iodized Salt? Hafta fight Goiter.
jagosaurus: Fighting Goiter sounds like some Biblical story. Goiter rose up and slew many a fine profile. And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth and hurling of sea salt. And lo, the angel of Morton came unto them and told them to build a monument to Iodine, but it was just a big “I” and it was boring. And they hated it.
c: When did Morton go up to Mt. Cyanide to get the Ten Condiments?
jagosaurus: Around the same time God was deciding what to do about the Tower of Basil.
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This post offends me.
Maybe things will get better in the sequel when the extra virgin olive oil and Cheesus show up. Mmmm…cheesus crackers.
God apparently has little interest in Goiter, the Tower of Basil, pillars of Iodine, or the Angel Morton. He is instead obsessed with fixing games in the NFL. According to Drew Brees, God traded him to New Orleans from San Diego because HE (God that is, not Drew Brees) “had a plan.”
It is apparently God’s plan for the Saints to win the Super Bowl. How this fits in to the grand scheme of things is a mystery. One speculation is that the Saints represent good and will be playing for God on February 7. If that is true, then the opponent will have to be the New England Patriots who clearly and undeniably represent the forces of darkness and evil. It is to be the Bowl of Armageddon.
That’s a shame because many of us would like to see other teams in the Super Bowl. God should stay out of sports and stick to politics — where he has shown so much good judgement in the past.