I didn’t make these because I have neither the talent nor the patience (although I do have the vocabulary). They were made for me in exchange for a copy of Twitter Wit. Clearly, I got the better end of the bargain. Click on the photo for more details.
I like cute and clever Halloween decorations. I do not like giant spiders and straight-up gore. But I also hate cloyingly precious decorations, so I am predictably difficult to please. I like this ghost/flamingo trio a lot though.
Trust your instinct to stay home when you wake up with an exceptionally bad headache and nausea. Do not, instead, drive the 20 miles to work like a chump. Be at least grateful that you get to the office at 7 when very few people are there. Do not work in an office that makes [...]
There’s going to be something referred to as “Pumpkin Caroling” at work on Friday. My immediate thought is that some well-meaning headcases will gather together and perkily sing modified Christmas carols to a pyramid of pumpkins, but who knows. I’m torn. I want to see this; I want to run away in fear. I mean, [...]