Since I am now not even remotely Twitter famous, let me quote myself from there this weekend: “Bruised and scraped the hell out of my knee yesterday scrambling to get away from a bear. Yeah, okay, I tripped over a rabbit. A RABBIT.” I tripped over a rabbit Saturday afternoon, folks. I was out walking, [...]
So I’m in this book, Twitter Wit, that comes out today. There are some exceptionally funny people out there so it never occurred to me I would be asked to contribute anything to this project, nor did I have the nerve intelligence presence of mind to submit my own stuff for it. Thank goodness the [...]
7:50am: Who Let the Dog’s Out? blasting at the registration table. Why? WHY? 8:05am: Suspect this scone is actually a geode. 9:14am: “misexpectations” and “releveraging” 9:30am: …blah blah GINGER blah blah blah…” 9:35am: “I think the short answer is…” approximately 85% as long as the long answer. 9:43am: “We’re just beginning to paddle that board.” [...]
Today is International Left Handers Day. Yes, we get a special day once a year to feel extra weird about ourselves and risk being subjected to all sorts of terrible jokes passed off as compliments, if anybody even notices that today is a day (which I didn’t even know about until this morning) or notices [...]
I need to add some new photos to the etsy shop. All of my photos are here. If you have suggestions, leave them in the comments. You’re not obligated to buy anything if you make suggestions (although surely I don’t need to tell you that). I’m just curious about what people like. Thanks.