hillbilly, please

Terrible dancing, muffin tops, regrettable Facebook photos in the making, at least one black midgets in a tutu, gold leggings, more drag queens than expected, art, breasts, peens, bicycles, police escorts, acoustic Karma Police, trying too hard, tart commentary, marble stairs, more marble stairs, LEDs, wigs, support hose, surprise Adam’s apples, hot pants, knee socks, mating rituals, sundresses, punk wannabes, balloons, pretzels on a shopping cart, glitter, beads, condoms, a big box recently full of lube, Andre the Giant (stickers), the capitol dome, exuberance, the mayor, tiaras, crowns, flags, sashes, feather boas, leather chaps, cross dressing flight attendant cheerleaders, chess, muttering, like, like again, like used as a complete sentence, a mohawk, peace signs, love, fountains, optimism, books, history, dedication, hope.

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