Why do Marigoldie and Tina hate me so much? (updated)

Evidence of hatred (purchased and then mailed from Denver, with malice of forethought and considerable glee):

Why do Marigoldie and Tina hate me so much?

I used to think they liked me but clearly they do not. I mean, honestly, would you send this Bucktoothed Rope-Armed Troll-Haired Pantsless Wood Bear (is it a bear?) thing to anyone you liked? Even the cats were all “WTF?” about it.

THERE WILL BE RETALIATION. I don’t have Tina’s address but I do have Marigoldie’s.

[insert maniacal laughter here]

Also, this clearly went straight into the IWUS pool, because goddamn.

Tina & Marigoldie.

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Comments (23)

  1. marigoldie wrote::

    That’s real fur, you know.

    Monday, June 11, 2007 at 5:15 pm #
  2. Jagosaurus wrote::

    marigoldie: Nice. WHOSE FUR IS IT?

    Monday, June 11, 2007 at 5:16 pm #
  3. Tina wrote::

    HEE HEE HEE!

    Monday, June 11, 2007 at 5:23 pm #
  4. marigoldie wrote::

    I’m sure the fur belonged to someone who didn’t need it anymore.

    Also note that he is wearing a tie.

    Forethought–check!
    Considerable glee–check!
    Malice–well, er, uh……check!

    Monday, June 11, 2007 at 5:25 pm #
  5. Tina wrote::

    Clarification: He is wearing a HANDMADE tie.

    Monday, June 11, 2007 at 5:29 pm #
  6. Jagosaurus wrote::

    Like I said in my email to you both: WATCH YOUR MAIL. A gift of similar charm will be coming your way … soon.

    Monday, June 11, 2007 at 5:30 pm #
  7. Jagosaurus wrote::

    I also like how the vest is literally nailed to his, uh, torso.

    Monday, June 11, 2007 at 5:33 pm #
  8. marigoldie wrote::

    It was made in Denmark.

    Monday, June 11, 2007 at 5:58 pm #
  9. Tina wrote::

    Denmark, Hell, whatever.

    Monday, June 11, 2007 at 6:02 pm #
  10. marigoldie wrote::

    Blame the Danes.

    Monday, June 11, 2007 at 6:03 pm #
  11. Jagosaurus wrote::

    Oh man. I just remembered a vaguely similar thing I have from Denmark. I should have guessed its country of origin.

    Monday, June 11, 2007 at 6:04 pm #
  12. marigoldie wrote::

    To make the experience even more painful, please imagine me singing “Blame it on the Danes” to the tune of Milli Vanilli’s “Blame it on the Rain.” And then, of course, complete the scenario by being unable to get the tune out of your head.

    Monday, June 11, 2007 at 6:14 pm #
  13. Jagosaurus wrote::

    “Denmark, Hell, whatever.”

    Heh.

    I cannot wait to go to the flea market this weekend to find the juuuuuuuuuust right thank you gift for the two of you.

    Monday, June 11, 2007 at 6:15 pm #
  14. Jagosaurus wrote::

    Also made in Denmark.

    Monday, June 11, 2007 at 6:19 pm #
  15. Jagosaurus wrote::

    I WILL NOT GET THAT SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD.

    …

    Shit. Too late.

    Monday, June 11, 2007 at 6:28 pm #
  16. Tina wrote::

    No really that’s okay you don’t have to buy us a thank you gift it’s really okay we don’t need one it’s the thought that counts I swear it isn’t necessary really please don’t.

    Monday, June 11, 2007 at 7:28 pm #
  17. Jagosaurus wrote::

    Oh, it is ON.

    Monday, June 11, 2007 at 8:07 pm #
  18. Jagosaurus wrote::

    Did you notice that the head comes off?

    Monday, June 11, 2007 at 8:36 pm #
  19. Tina wrote::

    Yes indeed. The better to put on that fabulous tie.

    Monday, June 11, 2007 at 9:06 pm #
  20. marigoldie wrote::

    Those Danes are innovative.

    Monday, June 11, 2007 at 10:48 pm #
  21. Tina wrote::

    You should have seen me walk into the UPS Store all “I’d like to mail this, please” super-casually and stuff.

    Monday, June 11, 2007 at 11:25 pm #
  22. Jagosaurus wrote::

    Heh. It’ll be not unlike that when I purchase your gift at the flea market. I will have to summon all of my calm to make said purchase without cracking up.

    Tuesday, June 12, 2007 at 3:15 am #
  23. Trace wrote::

    He’s so damn cute! I think they might really like you, no?

    Thursday, June 14, 2007 at 10:23 pm #