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More unacceptable and peculiar statuary here.
The April Fools’ Day Defense Kit Several years ago, a friend failed to assume the guarded crouch and was completely taken in by this story published by Discover magazine. She received the news that this was a joke with absolutely horrible grace … which was really, really funny. Which made her even angrier. This might [...]
After the complete terribleness of yesterday, which resulted in a foil nose, I am determined to make today better. To that end I am going on some excursions that I will be sure to enjoy: the local flea market, a huge garden center, an Asian grocery. Between the mild sunniness of the day, the good [...]
List of weapons that don’t exist, but should. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Wheeeeee. Awesome.
“The trees lost their leaves to the slow creep towards winter, the light started to weaken, declining into a mid-afternoon dusk. I lived in a hut by a fjord and walked through the twilight mornings, across fields dusted with a light coating of snow, a coating which thickened as the winter became darker. The stillness [...]
It occurs to me that in the spirit of how I acquired it, I should pass this book along to someone else. If you want it, send me an email and I’ll mail it to you. I promise to neither judge nor humiliate you. Seriously. I boldly and shamelessly carried it to my apartment from [...]
And don’t you just wish I’d take a picture of it? I’ve had a bad day thus far. Slept badly, woke up defective and inferior, look like hell, and am generally frustrated and clumsy. So I wrapped some green foil* around the tip of my nose and informed my co-workers that I had been in [...]