Monthly Archives: August 2006

The most casually alarming headline I’ve seen in some time.

Body Parts Trade Lacks Oversight Oh. You don’t say? Well.

Someone else’s fortune

…was given to me today: You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy. Ha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. … HeeheehahaHAHAHAheeheeheeeeeee. HAHAHA. Woooooooo. … That’s funny.

Into each life some rain must fall

LIES. It hasn’t rained much at all this summer and I have whined to various people about this until I am cerain they’d like to beat me to death with my own shoes. Still, I don’t like extremes, particularly as they apply to weather, so I would like it to rain now please. It should [...]

A wonderfully-shaped bottom will do wonders for your world.

Bottom Reformulator Cushion I mean … honestly. From the write-up (to which I have added some comments): Now you can more easily achieve the buttocks you envision, on top of your physical training [Hmmmmm ... really? Physical training is necessary? You cannot just sit on your ass and reshape it?] by using the Bottom Reformulator. [...]

Give your face an extra shine

In my continuing Signs of the Apocalypse series, I present the Human-powered LED Nose Ring.

If you are looking for information on Señor Wences…

…and, judging by my site statistics, MANY OF YOU ARE, don’t look here. I made some passing reference to this character in a post long ago and now my site is one of the top references for reasons unknown to me. EVERY SINGLE DAY someone finds this site while looking up Señor Wences. GO HERE [...]

Book smut

Ooooohhhhh. (Stolen from Mental_Floss)