The ladies room at work now has a new issue: a hostile air freshener. For two days now, it has been barking orders: “PLEASE REPLACE REFILL!” in a tone more authoritative and frightening than the fire alarm system. First, there is a startlingly loud and tinny beep and then the voice of DOOM comes on [...]
I missed the whole video game movement so I don’t know diddly-squat about them, but thanks to Isoglossia, I’ve gotten sucked into this. It is not a high-energy fast-paced game but it is intriguing and I am completely mildly obsessed with it. I’ve done fairly well thus far I supposed but am now in this [...]
UPDATE: The cheesecake was good. The crust was a different recipe (flour, sugar, butter) from what I am used to (graham cracker crumbs) and turned out rather like dwarf bread but tasty. Next time I’ll do the graham cracker crust. The ziti was awesome by the way. ————- I’m baking a cheesecake. This will either [...]
Dear Self: Do not go home and take a 2-hour nap and think that you will be able to get any sleep that night. Set the alarm. Sleep for 20-30 minutes tops. Sincerely, Self P.S. What the HELL were you thinking taking a 2-hour nap? You know you will regret it, feel awful, and be [...]
Seriously: “Metal Dogs have extremely high standards and expect a lot of themselves and of others. They are loyal and hold a strong outlook about the direction they want their life to take. They choose their friends and causes with care, as they do not plan to ever not support these people and things again. [...]