A rocket on two wheels is the next best thing to a spaceship

Wow. I would hate LOVE it if all of the cyclists around here had thrust rockets on their bikes. That would be GREAT. Really. I mean it. Seriously, you guys. The cyclists do a lot of darting in and out of traffic as it around here, but imagine how much MORE fun to would be for the motorists and pedestrians if said cyclists had a thrust rocket on their bikes and could turn that unnerving terrifying thrilling unpredictability up a notch. Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!

[rolls eyes]

Tell you what, they can have thrust rockets on their bikes if I can mount a howitzer on my car. Seems fair to me.

Comments (4)

  1. Leslie wrote::

    I liked that little phrase: That project didn’t kill anyone.

    Saturday, February 25, 2006 at 7:15 pm #
  2. Jagosaurus wrote::

    Subtle, eh? Someitmes it is a successful project simply when no one dies.

    Saturday, February 25, 2006 at 7:21 pm #
  3. sisiggy wrote::

    Hmmm…gives me an idea for a video game.

    Oh, never mind. I think it’s something I saw my kids playing at some point.

    Saturday, February 25, 2006 at 7:37 pm #
  4. Jagosaurus wrote::

    Heh. That would be a good video game I suppose.

    By the way, your blog hates me. I’ve been trying all day to comment on your Training Day entry and have been DENIED. Is this because I smarted off to Captain Jurgen?

    Saturday, February 25, 2006 at 7:48 pm #