(The duck is just out of frame to the left.)
Checking in on the list of band names
Wednesday, August 25th, 2010
Latest editions to the list include, but are not limited to, the following:
- Near Trousers
- Gucci Rush and the Super-Neons
- Secret Culottes
- Asbestos Hobbits
- Morning Bunny
- Loofah Tribe
- Agriwidgets
- Surfeit of Birds
- Budget Brains
- Lucifer’s Lemon
- Weapons Grade Lentils
- Infinite Ladybugs
- Flying Pasties
- Prairie Dog Diversity
- Love Biscuits
- Lucky Krill
- The Electric Girdles
- Druid Pubes
As always these are terms that came up in actual conversation or presented themselves in this order in print/online. This is a serious scholarly exercise, and I am committed to maintaining this list for the greater good.
Something like that.
Golf course or cemetery?
Monday, August 23rd, 2010
- Prestonwood
- Gum Springs
- Berry Burr
- Mont Belvieu
- Rockaway Valley
- Citizens
- Hicksville
- Cold Spring Harbor
- Ferndale
- Sunnyside
- Eagle Plantation
- Balls Crossing
Abu Dhabi Airport at 3am
Saturday, August 7th, 2010
Jess: If you have to travel internationally, let me recommend that you not fly through the Abu Dhabi Airport in the middle of the night.
Jane: Why?
Jess: It was awful. And there were people everywhere. The terminal was packed. I have never seen so many nationalities in my life. I didn’t know there were that many. There were people From Syria, the Netherlands, and Hong Kong.
Jane: Hobbits.
Jess: An Inuit.
Jane: Beavis and Butthead.
Jess: Pigpen.
Jane: Benedictine Monks.
Jess: Snow White.
Jane: Forest Gump.
Jess: Gypsies.
Jane: Shoney’s Big Boy.