Elise sent me this photo to let me know that Natalie not only likes the phone but mysteriously knows how it works. AWESOME. Steve informs me he managed to get 2 quarters out of the phone too. I knew I should have checked it more closely before I gave it away.
“The discovery of genes as young as agriculture and city-states, rather than as old as cavemen, means ‘we have to rethink to foundational assumptions’ of evo psych, says Miller, starting with the claim that there are human universals and that they are the result of a Stone Age brain. Evolution indeed sculpted the human brain. But it worked in malleable plastic, not stone, bequeathing us flexible minds that can take stock of the world and adapt to it.”
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Today is my friend Natalie’s first birthday party. Her actual birthday isn’t for a few days yet but having the party on the weekend is imminently practical. Her parents are wise. Because I don’t know nothin’ ’bout no babies, I bought her a gift that is really more for the rest of us. Behold:
She won’t have the slightest idea what this actually is. Today’s toy phones are at the very least cordless and more likely cell phones (including ones without any zeroes, wtf?). Nevertheless, this amuses me and she might find it fun for a bit. But I suspect she’s find the googly-eyed frog gift bag just as compelling.
Update: The phone held its own among the other gifts. Then again, Natalie was so high on sugar that everything was WONDERFUL for a little while:
Credit to Dane for the title.
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We’ve been having server problems since yesterday but things should be fine now. Looks like I only lost a couple of comments.
If you cannot see this page, let me know. Haha. That joke never gets old.
Terrible dancing, muffin tops, regrettable Facebook photos in the making, at least one black midgets in a tutu, gold leggings, more drag queens than expected, art, breasts, peens, bicycles, police escorts, acoustic Karma Police, trying too hard, tart commentary, marble stairs, more marble stairs, LEDs, wigs, support hose, surprise Adam’s apples, hot pants, knee socks, mating rituals, sundresses, punk wannabes, balloons, pretzels on a shopping cart, glitter, beads, condoms, a big box recently full of lube, Andre the Giant (stickers), the capitol dome, exuberance, the mayor, tiaras, crowns, flags, sashes, feather boas, leather chaps, cross dressing flight attendant cheerleaders, chess, muttering, like, like again, like used as a complete sentence, a mohawk, peace signs, love, fountains, optimism, books, history, dedication, hope.
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Yeah, I live here. How you like me now?
(Thanks, Steve.)
